SquzoFuzo has evolved beyond a mere product. We are now a Closed-Garden Ecosystem.
We are assigning regional control to select partners who understand that stress relief is the new gold.
The map below isn't just geography. It is a ledger of who got in early.
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The market analysis is simple: There are 8 billion humans. Most of them are stressed. We have the cure. Our objective is absolute: to place a SquzoFuzo unit in 1 out of every 8 hands on this planet.
Why secure a License?
You are not buying a franchise. You are buying a monopoly on the absurd. While the rest of the world invests in AI, we are investing in the physics of the 'Squish'. It’s recession-proof. It’s logic-proof.
*Disclaimer: Possession of a Diamond License does not legally make you the Emperor of your territory, but it will certainly feel like it.
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